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(slouched low in my piggie throne)
(my bunny ear twitches)
heheh... what's this? another wandering knave... come to pilfer my little piggie bunnies? heheheh... my piggie bunnies... my piggie bunnies... heheheheheheh...
(a shadow falls over my eyes)
my piggie bunnies...
Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..šš¾š
the kitties long for the weighing tub
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record iāve ignored this post the last 50 times iāve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and iām overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
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scientific fact
Estrogen could have saved Harry Osborne. I'm serious.
Hey Harry I've noticed that the crushing prison of Manhood and the trying to live up to the expectations of your insanely evil father -- that you've psychologically resorted to idolizing instead of letting yourself begin to question -- have warped you into a desperate, manic, and self-destructive person who compartmentalizes his personality because, on the one hand, you're crushingly vulnerable and afraid and want nothing more than to be loved safely, but on the other hand, you feel compelled by your upbringing to violently avenge the father who you believe sacrificed everything to ensure your livelihood because That's Just What Men Do. anyway i've got a "goblin serum" that you should try. 8mg subcutaneous
can anybody fucking hear me
repressed trans women who feel like they have never been genuinely loved for who they really are inside, for their taboo and emasculating weaknesses that they can never admit, will literally put on their father's supervillain costume if nobody tells them that they can just be a girl. this is why you have to reject the egg prime directive. otherwise you get little goblin jr

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ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.
the inspector gadget ultra fantabulous fantastimatastickal super telemascopic executive function flow chart is killing me
This is a pretty wide variance in names
anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence
the film just kinda did that dont know why
are you sure about that? are you sure a sequence of seemingly unrelated shots would remain erratic and unknown by the viewer, who, being human, has a tendency to search for narrative and emotion even within random coincidence? isnāt there a soviet film theorist you forgot to askā¦?
kuleshov...
girllikeahole-chanā¦.

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Theyāre on Reddit saying texting āhiā is low iq and gives people the ick and thatās why they got ghosted. They donāt let u say hi no moreā¦.. weāre in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up
If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.
You people are crazy . Youāre just crazy. This isnāt a normal world anymore
It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?
I would send hello ^.^ back ā¦.. and feel warm inside
I would tear it into pieces with my hands.
Who the fuck are you?
Fuck you for the anxiety you gave me from getting a letter from a name and address I donāt recognize.
Fuck you for the time you made me waste having to open that letter.
Fuck you for the complete bullshit feeling of finding out that you literally just wrote āhiā and expected that to communicate anything or resolve anything.
I donāt know your stupid douchebag ass, and I donāt want to. Fuck all the way off.
Iām here all pissed off just from imagining that hypothetical. Itās nothing short of disgusting that SOME shitheads think that this is acceptable behavior.
You need to be euthanized
Did y'all like, know, that it's incredibly weird to start up a novel right at answering the phone? It's a good way to get accidentally flagged as a telemarketer or something.
You say hi. You start with hi in a conversation. DMs and similar are conversation areas. This isn't even about emails and letters.
People are out here ready to tear apart some stranger in the street for saying hi to you and y'all wonder why you're alone š
Stepping up to a stranger on the street, yelling āhiā at them, then standing there in silence staring at them makes you a creep.
please don't say just hello in chat
Web chats are asynchronous. By the time the other person even sees your meaningless āhiā, you may be AFK or asleep.
You wouldnāt just call someone, say āHIā, then sit in silence and make the other person ask you who you are. No, you say āThis is [name], calling you about [topic].ā within the first few seconds.
You wouldnāt just mail someone a letter in an envelope, just to write āhiā, and make the other person send you a reply to ask you who you are. No, you put your whole message right there in that letter.
Even in real life, you wouldnāt step up to a stranger and blurt out āHIā, then stand there grinning like a creep and staring right into their eyes to pressure the other person to ask you who you are. No, you start the conversation up with an ice-breaker, like a compliment, the question you actually want to ask, or just a rhetorical small-talk question.
This isnāt demanding you to āstart a novelā. This is telling you to actually start a conversation like a normal fucking human being can. This is basic manners.
You people are terminally self-centered and have no respect for the time, social battery, and boundaries of others.
P.S.: On a similar note to āNo helloā, hereās āDonāt ask to askā:
hi š
Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY