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Great Hornbill (Buceros bicornis), family Bucerotidae, order Buceroftiformes, northern Bengal, India

photograph by Rajesh Chhangani

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A little lantern for the deep. ❤️🏮⁠

Pandea rubra, also known as the red paper lantern jelly, may have a bell measuring just eight centimeters (about three inches) across, but its graceful tentacles can stretch much farther, trailing behind as it drifts through the water.⁠ ⁠ These delicate jellies are found in oceans around the world, from the surface to depths of 3,300 meters (10,000 feet), where they feed on tiny krill and copepods. Their transparent dome and flowing tentacles are a reminder that some of the ocean's most remarkable animals are also among its smallest.

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utopians

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

dispatchesfromtheclasswar

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tragicburnout

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

gotinterest

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

segamascott

hello my name is politician i love israel i love the military i love the police i love ice i do not support healthcare i do not support education i do not support trans people i love billionaires i love corporations i love the cia please vote for me to stand up to donald trump who i hate but also please pray for donald trump violence is wrong unless you mean war with iran russia or china then yay VOTE BLUE

eternalgaylord

collecting tweets

eternalgaylord

#vessel alert

that's right

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

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is-this-fascism

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

is-this-fascism

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

saritawolf

American Alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) (c) SaritaWolf - please do not repost

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newtypezaku

Big mood

herpsandbirds

Emeraldine Moth (Ceroctena amynta), family Erebidae, Brazil

photograph by Enio Branco

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snapcracklepop-myjoints

they should make smoking-only airplanes

#things legendary chess player mikhail tal would say

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lifeafterpsychiatry

I find it both funny and infuriating when pro psych people try to "but what about people with severe mental illnesses like schizophrenia, clearly you aren't thinking of people with schizophrenia when you say mentally ill people need autonomy-" their way out of taking my anti psych views seriously as if I'm not literally diagnosed with schizophrenia myself

incarceratedgirl

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

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