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do this picrew and reblog with your image!!!
heres mine!!!! :D
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i could do it i could bring star trek back from the brink of riverdaleisation and revive it with beautiful practical effects and meaningful political and philosophical questions and of course sick ass aliens but no one will give me the rights to the franchise because i have "zero writing or production experience" and "who even are you" and "how did you get past security". but i could do it.
Mini repo poster dump cuz I can.. I luv these oh so much!! When I get my hands on a printer OH WE RUNNIN OUTTA INK đđđ¤
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đđđđ â therapist & patient dynamic. p in v. power imbalance. creampie. comfort sex⌠but toxic. tabletop position. dacryphilia. semi public setting. crying. emotional manipulation. praise. icky soft dom wilson.
đđđđđ đđđđđđ fucking the sorrow out of youâhis clientâlike it isnât the most wildly inappropriate, professionally ruinous thing either of you have ever done.
Youâre strung out across the very edge of his desk, legs crooked around his waist, spread wide and pliant as he rocks into you with a languid rhythm that borders on cruel. The desk creaks beneath the strain, file folders scattered to the floor in paper-thin flurries of shame. Somewhere, a forgotten mug trembles on the corner, half-full and barely hanging on. Like you.
Each movement lands with a soft metallic clink of his belt buckle tapping the wood, the wet slap of your bodies colliding, and the breathless, bitten-off whimpers you canât quite swallow. Youâre soakedâhumiliatingly soâthe squelch of his cock working in and out of your soppy cunt echoes through the hush of his office.
âWeâre gonna get in trouble, Doctor Wilson⌠we should stop⌠I feel badâŚâ you sniffle, bottom lip quivering, blinking up at him with eyes too big and wet with grief.
Wilson hums in response, murmuring into the crook of your neck as if coaxing a frightened fawn into staying still.
âShhh⌠of course you feel bad,â he whispered, voice tinged with a resonant, butter-soft timbre, the kind that could talk someone down from a ledge. Or into bed. âYouâve taught yourself to be ashamed of needing comfort. To flinch when someoneâs gentle.â

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Quack quack
Itâs getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went âoh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?â
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said âbirdâ
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly âoh my fucking godâ
We talk about this a lot at the zoo! Bread is bad for birds, including ducks. Iâve sometimes told people that itâs a great way to get rid of that not-quite-fresh-enough-for-salads-but-still-kinda-edible veg you have in the fridge. The ducks arenât picky.
Your poll about rats (rare in my experience) reminded me of my kids' favorite memory from a trip to Baltimore. A rat scurried across the path & when we got to where it disappeared we found 2 shiny pennies. The kids dubbed it Birthday Rat and made up a song about it (O Christmas Tree tune) "O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies (x2) / the sight of you in Baltimore / just makes us want to come here more / O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies."
THIS IS SO CUTESOME I LOVE IT SO MUCH
o birthday rat, o birthday rat, you bring us all 2 pennies
a lot of feelings that are more than words
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While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons donât often get homemade sandwiches.Â
Can I keep this going? Iâm going to keep this going.
It would be a little annoying, if they werenât so nice about it. You donât know what you expected demons to be like, but you certainly didnât expect them to be nice about it. Thereâs no demands, no voices like wailing babies, no blood on the walls (well, there was that one time, but Balthazak was very apologetic about the whole thing and cleaned it up right quick). Just the occasional demon stopping by for lunch. In fact, you could almost forget that they werenât just ordinary people, the way they act. Nice people, too.Â
You start talking with them, as time goes on. In the beginning you carefully pick your words so they couldnât be spun to even imply a contract or reference a soul, but when they seem politely eager to have a normal chat, your words become a bit looser. You even begin gossiping with them - turns out, demons have breakroom gossip just like anyone else. You listened to Rekâththththtyrâs account of Drokyarixâs torrid affair with Irkilliz, and Ferkiyan didnât even know what Drory was doing behind his back, poor dear, and you kept quiet and let Ferkiyan cry on your shoulder after Drokyarix finally broke up with him (the shirt was a bit of a loss, demon tears are ruinous to cloth, but Ferkiyanâs a good sort and you couldnât just turn him away). You even managed to talk him down from going and starting a fight with Irkiliz, who didnât even know that Drokyarix was in a relationship, and who was almost as horrified as Rekâththththtyr.Â
After that event in particular, you start to get a sort of a reputation as a place where a demon can come to relax, talk, and - of course - get a sandwich. Your sandwich-making skills have really improved since this whole thing began. Your luck seems to have improved too - youâre not sure if you can attribute the whole thing to the sandwiches and the reputation, but you donât really want to know anyway.Â
One day, thereâs a bright flash of light from your living room. Nothing unusual in itself - most of the younger demons havenât quite got the style of their elders, and usually just go for a materialization in a flash of hellfire over your fireplace - except that itâs white instead of the usual red. You look up, and who do you see but an angel looking at you with a spear in his hand. Shrugging, you tell him to sit down and youâll have a sandwich for him shortly, and meanwhile he can just tell you all about whatâs on his mind. This clearly is not at all what he was expecting, but after a momentâs thought, he decides to take you up on your offer and starts talking. Apparently, heâd been dispatched to take care of some demon summoner in the neighborhood, and while heâd evidently got the wrong house the right one shouldnât be hard to find - have you seen anyone practicing satanic rituals nearby? You laugh, a little, and tell him that you donât really summon them, they just come on their own. They do like their sandwiches, and theyâre quite nice folk.Â
The angelâs jaw drops, and you remind him to chew with his mouth closed.Â
And Iâm going to take this even further. Here we go.
It took a bit of explaining with the first angel to arrive. Telling him about the first accidental summoning and then how the demons just started stopping by around lunch time on your days off. But once he understood whatâs been going on (and finished his sandwich) he nodded solemnly and said he would get this all straightened out âupstairs.â
You eventually start getting more angels coming around for lunch. Sometimes they bring a small dessert for you to share after the sandwiches, and the dishes are always magically clean and back in the cupboard when they leave.
You lean that angels donât have much of their own drama, but they do know all the truths about human tabloid drama and theyâre more than willing to dish on what the Kardashians have been up to.
The first time an angel and a demon show up for lunch on the same day is a little tense. You tell them that ALL are welcome for lunch in your house and that you would prefer it to be a no-conflict zone. It takes a while for them to settle, but eventually they grow comfortable enough to start chatting. Which is when you learn that because demons are technically fallen angels, youâve been having two sides of an estranged family over for lunch regularly.
Soon, you have an angel and a demon at every lunch. Old friends and estranged siblings meeting up to reconnect over a sandwich at your dinning room table. You help the ones who had a falling out reach an understanding, and you get to hear wild stories of what the âold realmâ was like.
One day, as youâre pulling out the bread and cheese, a messenger demon appears. You greet him and tell him a sandwich will be ready soon, but he declines. He is here on behalf of Lucifer to ask if itâs alright by you for him to âenter your dwelling so as to meet with his brother Michael over sandwiches.â
A little stunned, you agree. The demon disappears and you prepare three sandwiches, setting them at the table.
When Lucifer (the actual devil!) appears in small puff of smoke, you welcome him and ask what heâd like to drink. As youâre fetching the apple juice, a blinding flash of light comes from the dinning room indicating Michaelâs arrival. You grab a second cup and walk back in to find a tense stand off between the brothers. You set down the cups and juice while calmly reminding them that this is a conflict-free zone, and if they are going to fight, please take it to an alternate plane of existence.
They donât fight. They sit and enjoy the sandwiches and talk about what happened. You learn a lot about why creation started, what the purpose of humanity was and what itâs grown to be. You only have to diffuse two arguments. And at the end when itâs time for them to leave, they hug each other, agreeing to meet up again somewhere else.
In the following weeks you have the usual assortment of demons and angels stopping by. The regulars ask how youâre mom is doing and if your friend is settling in to their new apartment nicely. At some point during each visit though, they ask if itâs true. Did Lucifer and Michael really come for lunch? You tell them yes, but wonât say what was talked about. Theyâre disappointed, everyone likes the gossip, but they understand. Before they leave, you ask each angel and demon about this idea you have for the summer, what if you had a barbecue on the back patio for everyone who wanted to come? They think it sounds like a fun idea.
Yep, Iâm picking up, here we go!
Everyone had a lot of fun at the barbecue. There wasnât much fighting, but some sparks and noises made you grateful your neighbors were either out of town or older/deaf. There was a great three-legged race and a small football game with parties on all sides involved, youâd never fixed so much food before.
Then, two latecomers. Angels and demons alike gasped in shock and parted like the Red Sea (Which, apparently, is a VERY exaggerated story) to let them pass.
You smile warmly and ask what theyâd like. Both decline to answer that, looking at each other awkwardly. The demon bows its head to let the angel speak first.
God Himself heard the fun and wanted to come join the barbecue.
You look at the messenger demon, the same one as before, and as you insist that âOh, you really should stay this time!â, youâre told that Lucifer ALSO wants to come to your barbecue.
You look between the two. You tell them you wonât deny one or the other, but that they must keep in mind that this is a neutral zone and you wonât have their conflicts interfere with the atmosphere.
Both vanish momentarily (after each taking a plate of food). Thereâs a long, awkward silence.
Lucifer arrives first, flash of fire in the firepit, coming over to get a burger. He doesnât look⌠displeased. But heâs not necessarily happy.
Thereâs a beautiful flash of white light and a rainbow, and then God descends onto your back porch. Your long-dead flowers spring back to life in His presence. Shit, now you actually have to go back to taking care of them.
The two regard each other from across the backyard. Thereâs still complete silence from the crowd of angels and demons.
You clear your throat. âWhat do you two want to eat? I have burgers, hot dogs, chicken, and some vegetarian alternatives.â
They slowly look at you. You return each of their gazes. âThis is a no-conflict zone. Weâre all here to have a good time at a good barbecue.â
More silence. Then, Lucifer dishes himself a burger and goes to prepare it the way he wants. God approaches calmly and looks over your vegetarian palette (Not the best, but it would do in a quick pinch, you found out just yesterday that some of the attendees would be vegetarian), fixing Himself some food as well.
As this goes on, the others begin to relax, and soon, everyone goes back to having a good time. The food is great, desserts brought by your angelic guests really compliment the meals you cooked, nobody starts sacrificing anybody or arguements (except later thereâs a massive water gun/water balloon fight that knocked Michael into the fire pit and got ashes all over his bRAND NEW ROBES, DROKYARIX! but everyone laughed it off and carried on), and as you sit on your porch, taking in the sights, you wonder to yourself if you should do this kind of thing more often, and if you would have had this situation any other way.
Nope, you decide, when God hits Lucifer with a water balloon as heâs trying to refill his super soaker, you really wouldnât have this any other way.
This is so wholesome
Just a little since this is so awesome:
It was only when the party started to die down that you realised your dilemma.
Your garden is a mess. There are plastic cups littering the floor and the furniture is soaked. The few flowers struggling to survive in your garden had experienced being trampled on by demons and then reborn by God, only to be crushed by demons again. You looked around in horror, thinking of all the work you were going to have to do to get it all cleaned up. Sighing, you set to work, collecting plastic plates and solo cups to throw away.
âWoah woah woah- Wait! Hold up!â
Startled, you turn around to see Jesus elbowing his Father, âIt would take you forever to clean up this mess!â, He frowns, âDad! C'mon, itâs the least you can do!â
God sighs deeply, looking at his son with a mix of annoyance and pride, âAlright, Stand backâ.
With one wave of His hand the garden is covered in an ethereal glowing light, when the light clears you see your garden has been cleared of the mess- but not just that, you see that the troubled flowers were now proud and in full bloom, the shrubs at the end of the garden were twining round the fence like ivy and every plate and cup and piece of cutlery had been neatly stacked atop each other in a pile at your feet.
Delighted, you thank God and offer for him to stay a little longer. He simply smiles and announces Heâll be using your loo before he goes.
I DO NOT REMEMBER WRITING THIS WHAT
Cats by Kateryna Korol