Serendipity

third base is asking someone for their birth chart info

griffin mcelroy is a god damn treasure

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

Men describing women’s appearances and bodies in literature is universally traumatic

me: very soft, tries very hard, worries a lot, sleepy, big dreams and aspirations

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

i cant tell if this is a meme or not

stop apologizing for your emotions

How did a radical leftist and unapologetic fascist get over their differences and become friends? The story of their shared antisemitism will warm your heart…

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

mood: i’ll wait in the car

A man who knows how to be soft and gentle is so attractive to me. A man desperately ignoring emotions and trying to preserve his hyper masculinity is such a turn off to me.