Incorrect AKOTSK Targs (Esp Valaeron) because I have free will
Valarr: Are you trying to seduce me?
Daeron: Why, are you seducible?
Maekar: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Baelor: It was autocorrect.
Maekar: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Daeron: Hold the fuck up.
Daeron: I said hold the fuck up.
Daeron: I’m the fuck up, hold me.
Aerion: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Dunk: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Aerion: You mean ring bearER, right?
Aerion: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Daeron: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Valarr: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Aerion: What? I'm not that aggressive!
Egg: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Aerion: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Baelor: They called me the B-word.
Aerion: Brotherfucker does start with ‘b’.
Daeron, trying to get into his husband's pants: Talk dirty to me
Valarr, in the middle of his courtly duties: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Valarr: The economy is in shambles.
Aerion: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Aerion: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Baelor: Want to do something?
Maekar: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
Baelor: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Aerion: Oaf, you love me, right?
Dunk: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Valarr, who has never had any relationship experience prior to daeron trying to flirt: Hey Dae, you come here often?
Daeron: Well, it is my house so yeah?
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