Pixelberry Trash

Don’t fuck with bees

Do your goddamn homework

Mc: Hi i’ m mc, and I’m just an ordinary girl, a no one, nothing extraordinary ever happens to me.

Best friend/ non Li character: omg, mc, you are not just some ordinary girl! And you know how I know that, because i’m your best friend. Now, lets go to the club and get wasted!

*Something unexpected and unrealistic happens to MC in the first 1-2 chapters.*

Mc: wow! I can’t believe this happend to me! I’m just an ordinary girl!

The Sweet Sensitive™ white male Li: Wow mc you’re the greatest :) I’ve never met anyone like you before :) and it’s only been one chapter :) You have so much potential :)

The Bad Boy™ Li: princess, you don’t know me, rookie. And if you even think you could even handle my emotional baggage, sweetheart, then you’ll need 30 diamonds to unlock my cookie-cut tragic backstory, little girl.

The Female™ Li: I am a female.

Character in the book, whose sole purpose is to make Mc buy expensive clothes: Wow, Mc, you’re fucking ugly. Buy this glittery dress you’ll only wear for one chapter for 25 diamonds, or you can wear this potato sack for free! You fucking idiot.

Mc, for the first like five chapters: Wow everything is going so well! Wow! I made all these new friends! I think I’m in love! Nothing can go wrong!

The Book Villian™: Hello, I’m here to make everything go wrong.

Mc, does something really stupid, because they’re selfish, and an idiot: Oh no! Everything is going wrong!

The Book Villian™: Well, that was easy.

Pet in the book, whose sole purpose is to make MC buy it: Buy me or they’re gonna take me out back and put me down! Woof!

Mc: Wow I really messed up. What do I do!?

Old Wise Character™: Stop being a dumbass.

Mc: Wow thank you!

Old Wise Character™: *dies*

Mc: aww :(

Mc, a few chapters later: I have a plan to fix this mess I created. But it involves me breaking more rules. Who’s with me?

The Female™ who has been gone for ten chapters: I am still a female.

Whitey Li: Wow mc :) You could commit mass genocide and id still be by your side :) Marry me pls :)

Jake Bad Boy™: I gotta go, jelly bean. I’m leaving this town, because I am angst. And you didn’t spend money on my backstory so there’s that. Catch ya later, potato salad.

Best Friend character: Mc you were suppose to be my friend! And now we are fighting for some stupid reason. Now pay to fix this, and also pay for me to get an li too, or I’m gonna die alone.

Mc: *does some dumb shit* Wow I can’t beleive I fixed everything :)

Book villain: gets arrested.

Bad Boi: I’m back, mc, and it is because I’m in love with you.

Mc: Wow you called me by my real name.

BaddBitch: don’t get used to it, Pickle Rick.

Mc: Wow what a crazy and expensive eighteen chapter ride! Now there’s only one thing left to do.

*sex scene for thirty diamonds*

Best Friend character, barging into mc’s apartment the next morning: Mc you’re never going to guess what happened.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.

Person B: “There was a car accident outside.”

Person A: “……”

Person B: “……”

One of them was full of stuffed toys for kids and babies, and the other was full of beer. 

Whilst the accident was pretty bad and both trucks were pretty mangled, it was actually a very straightforward situation, so the police didn’t have to do much else other than keep the traffic moving around the accident while it got cleaned up. 

During this, my friends and I, all still at least a little bit drunk from the night before and very tired and hungry, called out to one of the truck drivers, asking what would happen to the toys. Apparently, as they had essentially been “Contaminated”  they were no longer fit to be sold for children, and as they weren’t made with fabrics that were safe for pets, they couldn’t just be discounted either.

Sensing an opportunity, two of the cops who had been pushed into helping clean up and bag all the toys, told us that we could take as many as we could carry, so long as we didn’t get to close to the actual trucks. Which was smart, because that was a fuck load of glass and twisted hot metal.

Instantly one of my friends goes bolting upstairs and across the hall, where the brother of the friend who owns the apartment, lives. He and his mates are all very annoyed at being woken up at 5am, but the second they hear why, they bolt for their shoes and follow us down.

20 minutes later, we had taken almost half of what had been in the truck to begin with, and filled both apartments as much as possible. The police and firefighters that had just shown up, were incredibly amused at seeing this group of half drunk people in varying states of dress, run off with so many plush toys, and relieved that their work load has lessened.

When we left her brother and his mates, they were all giggling and sprawled over soft toys, very very cheerful and happy they had been woken at the arse crack of dawn. We then contentedly sprawled over the mass of toys we had filled our friends apartment with, some of us drifting off whilst half buried.

Eventually our friend returned, and essentially had the reaction stated above. Twas a fun day.

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

sonia: 

It took 30 people to hand dye AND hand stitch the first 2 pride flags- 30 people of various identities came together to create the first symbol of pride. Hot pink was removed due to fabric shortages and turquoise was mixed with indigo to have the darker blue we have today.