break my fall

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

its because you're always interviewing that damn vampire !!

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

idle minds go to slop. get thee away from chatbot sacrament. not ensouled