im val3val

imagine hating me and im just in my room listening to music that is (remembers that i should be overconfident to manifest genuine confience) awesome (gets insecure) i meant dogshit (remembers again its bad to have negative self-talk) i mean awesome (remembers i dont want to be perceived as arrogant) i mean dogshit (remembers i really like it so it doesnt matter if other people think its bad) i mean awesome (remembers that i was listening to twenty one pilots for a few hours yesterday) i meant dogshit

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

gamers are by and large unequipped to read

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option