be excellent to each other

all are me

I would pay good money for e3po

*holds a baby at gunpoint* any first words?

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

on this day two year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

When even members of your own party are saying “Anyone but you”.

Evil villains joining forces with the heroes to take down the evilest of evil villains, 

Self expose

The zodiac killer meme is so ingrained into his life now that he thinks it would be funny to make this type of joke not aware that the audience members aren’t aware of the joke at all and he just talked about serial killers for no reason 🙃

Its almost Jorts season boyz

are you fucking stupid? some sort of idiot? its always Jorts season

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Where can I get a cute bonnet like this?

the sacrificial premises have been…met

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside