Come on Provolone!

So.

I fear some people have lost the plot.

If you are familiar with my account, you'd know I don't really discuss ships here. If asked, I may, but it's not really the point. The point is the genshin lore, especially if its Kaeya centric.

But this hits the mark on all aspects, because there is a very deep lore (and common sense) misconception.

KAENRIAHN X KAENRIAHN IS NOT INCEST.

I can't believe some people's brains jumped to this. Most nations in the past were founded by objectively small tribal groups.

Statistical and historical models indicate that the most recent common ancestor (MRCA) of all living humans , the person from whom every single person alive today is directly descended, lived just 2000 to 3000 years ago.

Mh and when was Kaenriah created ? Around 6000 years ago. More than enough time for blood to dilute.

That means two random non-related Kaenriahns are not any more likely to have a similar DNA sequence than two random non-related real life humans from any country on the globe.

Also the Tsaritsa is NOT 500 years old- as I've seen some people claim. She's obviously way older than that because Kaenriah was already destroyed 500 years ago so how would she supposedly be their ancestors if that was the case?

Yes, the Tsaritsa is not the original archon, the Belyi Tsar was, but that doesn't mean she wasn't alive concurrently:

I fear it doesnt get simpler than that lore wise.

SO BASICALLY : The tsaritsa was alive thousands of years ago, her son probably founded Kaenriah though we don't know for sure yet but the time line seems to align with this theory. And thus no, its not wierd to ship kaenriahns x kaenriahns.

Though I'll agree it would be wierd to ship them with the Tsaritsa.

Please let us not jump into a new nations with lore misconceptions already.

So thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Rhindottier and Dainseilf are over 500 years old and Kaeya is in his 20s. He couldn't be closely related to either unless they are a parent, grandparent, or great-grandparent, etc. its more likely for them to be closely related to each other than it is for them to be closely related to Kaeya. Including Rhinedottir as Albedo's mom, she would still have to be either Kaeya's parent, or grandparent, etc. for Kaeya and Albedo to be related.

They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.

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