Venomstalker

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

its pop u uncultured fuk 

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

Ever heard of NECA?

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave

this is my favorite addition to this post.

No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past

People don’t want to vote for women in politics because they think they are not good leaders, but let’s face it. If women were actually allowed in politics there would be 99% less wars. Think about the countless lives that have been wasted all because people will not vote for women in politics.  

Seriously? That’s the counter argument? Hillary Clinton? One of the most qualified women in politics that lost to an angry orange hemoroid? Seriously?

Not to mention that the primaries were sabotaged by the DNC in favor of Hillary, even though it was well known that Bernie could have beaten Trump. The problem was that Hillary isn’t a leader. She’s just a career politician who expected it to be her turn to be president when clearly our country doesn’t think she’s a good fit. Trump isn’t either, but he played the elections like a reality show, and that’s how he won.

I wish they’d understand that laws they use to suppress people they don’t like, will inevitably come back to suppress them.

Ideologues never really think they’ll be subject to their own standards.

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i don’t normally add to posts but while interning in LA, it was a very real thing to just not wear deodorant and all the girls wore this “natural” powder or whatever in their pits but it was summer and they couldn’t smell their own B.O. I really thought I was gonna die so I dead ass told a girl that she stank and she just… disagreed with me

If yall ever been to a convention you know that shit isn’t optional thanks

It’s called hygiene, you heathens.