MURDER DRONES!

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

This is just me being dumb and emotional towards Mario but I can't help but imagine Mario kart going from friends making a karts tournament from a global event and Mario seeing his love for competition spread to a big loved competition it's silly but it makes me happy imagining Mario seeing a picture of his first kart with eight friends before jumping to the more Professional kart and go to the twenty four people race

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

i love aus that bring tessa back as a drone, but the idea of a tessa who "lived" as a small part in Cyn's consciousness, similar to how she was depicted in the "Forever" music video, is just too good for me. Couldn't die, every waking moment filled with agony within Cyn's consciousness. Now she's in a new vessel (Uzi) and still can't die. Everyone's so attached to her that they won't let her die. Actual hell.

you're having the same dreams toby did i think

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

People like this are *invaluable* to archaeologists. I know there's a whole "they didn't ask the locals" meme wrt archaeology, but the truth is that most of us will move heaven and earth to talk to someone with practical experience. (The issue is that, since archaeology is a science, we then have to prove it, and that's where the dramatic journal articles come in. Also, sometimes it's a play for funding.)