today in class we ATE the teacher we ATE our assignments we ATE the playground equipment there is NOTHING left for anybody

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

Just popping in to say that however you may feel about hbox winning yet another event, THROWING A FUCKING CRAB AT SOMEONE is never fucking cool

hey dude great pokemon battle. i couldn't help but notice your pokemon was wearing an extremely swag necklace, it reminded me of how lame and swagless me and my pokemon are. I'm gonna give you double the prize money as thanks for the opportunity of getting my ass kicked by an epically swag beast such as yours.

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

I really like Pokémon where you don't even fully register the inspiration until something just clicks like ooooooh Alcremie is a Homunculus it starts off as a non-human blob and you make it humanoid and can customize it to your liking and its name comes from alchemy.