I love all of my friends ❤

Domestic cats do this too. A long slow blink from a cat or purposely turning away from you is an early signal that “hey I trust you won’t hurt me while I lower my defenses”. Its also a good way to let a new kitty you just met you don’t pose a threat. Make a show of a long slow blink and then turn away. Let the cat decide if it wants to be your friend and it will come to you. 

shout out to the beautiful snowy baby standing right in the camera who just AAARGGHHRRAHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH instead of howling like the others

cleric beasts

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

Jojo Siwa is 5’9 and is old enough to have a driving permit can you imagine how bone chilling it would be to look over and see her driving next to you

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist