Why, the whole WORLD’S a bag of bagels!

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

My favorite sport to play is sleep in bed. Here are the rules: you need a bed and a blanky and a pillow. You lay on bed with your head on pillow and blanky on you. You lay there and fall asleep for some time until morning. This means you win. Im going to go play it now

My DETESTED sport to play is DIE in NARROW CREVICE. Here are the rules: you need a NARROW CREVICE and a SNAPPING TURTLE and a ASBESTOS. You lay IN the NARROW CREVICE with your head on SNAPPING TURTLE and ASBESTOS on you. You lay there and fall DEAD for some time until NEVER. This means you LOSE. Im going to play it now

art is when an anime character is drawn by a human being and put on an acrylic keychain. degradation of the human soul is when the anime character is created by a piece of software. when something other than an anime character is drawn . . . ? i don't know about that one. i don't know about that. seems like the kind of thing that could be art possibly but i'd need to know a little bit more of the political stances of everyone involved with the ordeal before i can make my decision.

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

hey op do you accept Tentacles Orb on your posts?

:•) of course!

they should invent an evil guy