Secondary blog to Utopia-dragon

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ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Cats decimate bird populations.

Cats can get lost.

Cats can be hit by cars.

Cats can get into fights.

Cats can get diseases.

You may say your cat is different.

Your cat is NOT different when it comes to instinct.

Harness train your cat

Build a cat safe enclosure outside

Give your cat more of your time for play and training

Get your cat puzzle feeders

Create a cat room with all kinds of enrichment from outside like grasses, rocks, things to climb on, hides, scents, etc.

Play nature sounds on a radio

Set up a 10 gallon betta tank with a filter and heater (only healthy, happy, active fish will entertain your cat, don’t just toss a fish in a bowl)

Look into kitty play dates

Get a u-pet carrier or other carrier that you can take with to bring your cat on adventures