Staphhh

are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry

the older I get the more I appreciate people who are straight forward and clear about their intentions. I don’t have time for guessing

honestly kind of iconic that the spanish archery olympians are 19 and 20, and one of them started because he liked it when playing wii sports, and the other one when she saw the hunger games

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

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What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

the biggest lesson im learning is that nothing is as extreme or as permanent as our emotions convince us they are. nothing is certain and things are always fluctuating and there are always exceptions and there are always mistakes. there is always pain and there is always love. everything is a delicate touch away from changing

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

Oh god ..

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay