my thoughts on a page

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

Rip to the “leshawna ball original character” believers

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

Are you telling me a chumba tubthumped this wamba?

While I'm confessing things, until this year I thought the Unabomber was called that because he was wearing a unitard and stuck the bomb down his underpants.

which I realize now would've been extremely difficult to do if he had, in fact, been wearing a unitard

At this point, if a post ends with "Let that sink in." I try to do whatever the opposite of letting something sink in is. Because it's probably a thought that hundreds of people have been arguing about for centuries, since the dawn of time, and OP likely thinks they invented it and I reject that hubris on sight.

"No thank you. I will reject it and let it float away."