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The problem, Tony discovered quickly, about learning of the existence of his âprotectorâ was that now Tony noticed him. Not always, in fact, for someone who was claiming to protect him, Strange wasnât actually around that often, even according to FRIDAY.
But he was around enough.
âOkay. This is going to drive me nuts,â Tony said as he dropped down into the bench next to Strange. Say I believe you about the whole âyou protecting meâââ
âIt doesnât actually matter if you believe it or not,â Strange said factually.
ââSay I believe it,â Tony repeated emphatically. âWhy would you be protecting me? Also, you said I was your first assignment. Who, exactly, assigned you to me? Howâd I make it onto the list.â
Strange shrugged. âI could answer those questions, But honestly Stark? The answers would absolutely infuriate you even more than not knowing the answers.â
Tony narrowed his eyes at Strange. âDid someone I know hire you?â Though why anyone would hire an ex-neurosurgeon as some sort of bodyguard was unfathomable.
That earned him a derisive snort. âAbsolutely not.â
âLook. I donât do bodyguardsââ
âI wouldnât call myself your bodyguard,â Strange said, nose wrinkled in distaste.
ââI donât do bodyguards,â Tony repeated, ignoring the interruption. He wasnât sure what Strange would call it, given the whole Iâm protecting you bullshit. That was like the definition of a bodyguard. âSo, what do I need to do to get you to stop?â Tony finished.
Strange rolled his eyes. âYou canât. Iâm hardly going to quit my assignment because it annoys you.â His nose wrinkled. âYouâre not actually supposed to notice me.â His voice went low, clearly talking to himself. âIt was simple enough procedure and Wong told meâbegrudginglyâthat I applied it correctly.â
Tony wanted to pull his hair out. âOkay. Back to who assigned you. I donât care if the answers will infuriate me more than the not knowing, because trust me, the whole ânot knowingâ things? Literally my least favorite thing in the world.â
Strange looked skeptical. âIf it helps, youâre not special.â Rude. âYouâre not the only one being protected. In fact, I used to have a protector, before I knew enough to protect myself.â
Tony stared at him, absolutely baffled. âHave you forgotten Iâm Iron Man!? You think I donât know how to protect myself? Compared to you?â
âOffensive implication,â Strange said, though he didnât seem to actually care. âItâs about knowledge, Stark. In fact, the same person who was protecting me was also the one protecting you.â
Wait. Strange wasnât the first to be âprotectingâ Tony?
âWhat, were they fired because they couldnât do their job?â Tony asked. Because he could protect himself just fine. But if âprotecting himâ had actually been someoneâs job, theyâd failed miserably.Â
âThey died,â Strange said, tone suddenly flat.
âUh. Sorry?â Tony tried after an awkward silence, because that seemed like a sore point. He pushed on. âStill, back to the point. Who assigned you to protect me and why?â