girls gtfo

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

i'm just small potatoes... i'm just chopped liver... !

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

Whatever you think this is gonna be, you're wrong. Please watch.