Dont give up on reality!!

*walks around the dashboard and looks at the posts*

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe's attempts to do something horny to him

i've been outside peeling sticks into nothing