Hi, name’s Red!

there’s tens of thousands of people on here who do not know who “Jin Kazama” is, the main character of the tekken franchise, but will happily talk to you about Prototype Jack, who is perhaps the most unpopular and reviled character in the series

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

hey. two guys showed up at my door asking about you so i gave them your address and telephone number. their names are red centipede and second red centipede

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

They wanna make it a crime to be me but the only crime I see is the fact I don't have a glass of wine in my hand 🤣🤣🍷🍷#JustWineMomThings

pjackk being brought back is incredibly funny but also not a great look on tumblrs part like why can't u do this for the hundreds and hundreds of unfairly banned trans women and black people. lol

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

why this why give this so much attention now