lindsey

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

…that would only work the first few times.

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

That previous comment is gold and I love it

…I just fucking realized that’s Lupe Fiasco playing Hannibal’s double

Don’t forget Andy Samburg

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!