Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

I’m holding out for a manwhore ‘til the end of the night.

He’s gotta be ripped and he’s gotta be hung but he’s gotta be blocked out of spite!

HELLO?

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

Katherine Applegate is fucking hardcore, man.

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow