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YES.

Softly: don’t.

If you shake me you can actually hear all the gay little thoughts rattling in my brain

the comic book industry was built on the back of jewish creators, superhero comics were pioneered by jewish creators. everything we have today from superman to captain america, is down to the creativity of jewish artists and writers. and todays comics do nothing but spit on that legacy

Flirt with me wtf

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

Placeholder moustache

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Your soulmate's name is written neatly in their handwriting on your wrist. If your soulmate dies, you're simply assigned a new one. Now you being completely against the entire idea of soulmates, simply take matters in your own hands. By murdering every single name that appears on your skin.

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown