All that I'm after, is a life full of laughter

This is probably my favorite scene from the entire Spongebob series.

I miss the president THINKING full stop

Not math, but I just laughed at this until I cried while my best friend was teaching his calculus section. Still not sure why they let me be a faculty member. 

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

oh

Same here

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

“my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????”

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

Never heard a truer thing in my life.