the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

good morning fellow satanic Westerners who have rejected moral norms, turned away from traditional and religious values, offering widespread sex-change operations and woke culture and gender ideology monstrous experiments to break souls

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I'm sorry, but every single fucking event that he touches getting wrecked by the middle finger of God is fucking hilarious. Absolute peak black comedy. Chef's fucking kiss.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots