joker a bit gay tho :|

laughing so hard because that second page confirms the first one was definitely a metaphor for what i thought it was

Drew Maria my beloved evil vampire wife again bc my OCs are the only thing protecting me from The Horrors rn

oh miss ivy 🥀

just regular men

Today's Card Is: Snom

︵‿₊ prints ₊‿︵

really big fan of these hockey podcasters seemingly finding things out about themselves in real time

Finished my take on Laudna LVL 10! She spooky! The lil house is hidden behind her back for now cause I am still deciding how I want it to look ;)

are u winning dad

Help

Welcome to the fae future, where you can never use a vibrator again.

I genuinely cannot tell if this book is terrible or brilliant.

I GUESS

The plastic thing isn’t actually all that central to the plot as written.

Blake (the character) is from Perth, and definitely low-brow - that’s why she got dumped in the first place. Shoutout to the notes for introducing me to the term “bogan”. Half the aussies in the notes are like “I know people who talk exactly like that” and half of them are convinced the author has never met an Australian in her life. I’m inclined to side with the first half, since the author is Australian.

Edit: looked it up. Australian rules football is more like American football than it is like soccer. Neat. This book is teaching me so many things

Did you just call us the c-word?

I love this book with my entire heart. I’m posting the goofier excerpts, but it is genuinely a delightful romp. Not a satire or parody, quite genre-typical in fact, but extremely clever and heartfelt while still being willing to laugh at itself. Highly recommend for those who enjoy het romantasy.

WHO TOLD HER

Word of god, y’all, it sounds like the microplastics aren’t addressed 😔

I don’t think I can describe how poignant the context to this scene is, but I have been enjoying the crow-UV-color layer of worldbuilding immensely. Also, I was wondering about her colorful hair in the original viral post.

THE CULTURE CLASH WORDPLAY CONTINUES

[wiping away a tear] Blake baby you are so fucking perfect

The author posted a FAQ and it is delightful (link)

It's funny now but I was so alarmed by this that I took off two days of work to lie on the ground in the woods outside my tent and recalibrate. I thought perhaps that 48 hours without basement insects would help me. However, I kept listening to the Magnus Archives

and I was eating my sandwich sitting on some rock alone in the middle of the forest nodding like yeah that would be pretty crazy

heart 4 brains

It is once again Fidough Friday (ft. Sprigatito)

I see you have encountered your first gimmick blog, official Pokemon tumblr account. A gimmick blog is an account that does one very specific thing. The gimmick blog you have encountered is of the detector type. This means it reblogs random posts, and checks to see if it has a specific thing. It reblogs the post with an image, containing the thing the blog is detecting, with a check mark over it if it has the thing it is searching for, and an x or crossed out circle over it if it does not. This specific blog searches for Bronzong. This post does not have Bronzong, so the account replied with a crossed out image of it.

Will this appease the gimmick blog?

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

wall art from silent hill 2