*insert clever title here*

That’s super sweet of her.

And somebody will probably say “but it would’ve been on SNL which isn’t a kids show” and yeah that’s true but when I was a kid I found lots of weird shit online when I searched up kid-friendly characters so the idea of a kid looking up Giselle and finding the SNL skit definitely would’ve inevitably happened.

I always love that she still didn’t reveal exactly what the inappropriate punchline was gonna be

Like there was one with Nick Jonas where it turns out Cinderella’s slipper actually belonged to one of the mice (who the prince hooked up with during the party but forgot), one with Willem Dafoe where it was Belle looking into to the mirror and seeing her father acting inappropriately, and a Princess and the Frog one where Tiana’s about to kiss Frog Naveen but then he informs her that if he turns human he’ll still have frog genitalia and the whole skit was just about what frog genitals are like. Just to name a few. Booooooring.

Some Disney themed skits I do actually think are funny are:

Debbie Downer at Disney World

Real Housewives of Disney

Live-Action Bambi

Star Wars Auditons

Lion King Auditions

Black Widow Trailer

Star Wars Undercover Boss

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

READ BRITAIN'S BLACK DEBT.

READ HOW BRITAIN UNDERDEVELOPED THE CARIBBEAN.

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In 2018:

Now:

Platinum/BDSP (Anime)

The player shows up on Newmoon Island and catches it. That's it. I'll give it one pity point for accidentally giving Eldritch's son a nightmare but otherwise it's fine

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 1/10 enjoy your new friend buddy

The Rise of Darkrai (Anime)

Darkrai basically just gets the shit beaten out of him by Dialgia and Palkia the entire movie and then almost dies. There's also a flashback scene where he also gets the shit beaten out of him and almost dies

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 6/10. He's probably been through worse but he probably could be going through a lot better

Sleepless In Pre-Battle! (Anime)

Darkrai causes Problems on Purpose and Cresselia battles it a bit until it leaves. That's it.

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 0/10. It gets hurt less here than when it's NOT trying to cause problems

Nightfall? Nightmares! 2-Parter (Anime)

Darkrai gets electrocuted. Cresselia heals it and the two have a very sweet friendship but it does get electrocuted

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 4/10 at least Cresselia's there this time

PokePark 2

Builds a depression theme park out of loneliness. When it realizes that its depression theme park is causing problems it immediately kills itself

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 9/10 which is way too high for a game about Pokemon making theme parks

Pokemon Legends Z-A

Goes to France and tries to isolate itself to keep anyone from getting hurt. As a reward, it gets tortured for several months and then forced to mega evolve into a severed eyeball

Darkrai Suffering Rating: 10/10 give it a fucking BREAK

PMD: Explorers of Time/Darkness

Gets his memory wiped by Palkia, but frankly he deserved it as he's just straight-up evil in this one

Pssh the fact my mom fucking adores this lil bitch