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in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

working with 30 smth yr old linecooks is crazy because youll be having a normal conversation and theyll just randomly say shit like yeah tequila be making me a little bicurious and my babymama wont let me see my kids! 🤣 and you enter a quick time event where you have to craft a normal response in 1.5 seconds

All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body

my favourite thing about lynch's account of george trying to get him to direct star wars is that he's framing it with the exact same tone as someone telling you a story about the time they almost got organ harvested by a fake hotel, except it's just normal george lucas politely asking him to direct a movie viewed through the lens of a panic attack