untdeitled cuz that's a name, yes

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

oh boy do i have news for you

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

France; where guns can mean happy New Year apparently for over 110 years

Reblog to let Grandma know she can rock colored hair

three horsemen of the apocalypse

famine transitioned

she's transfaminene

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

I will not

Oi, go find your own genders, those are mine

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

sounds like a dream job

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

Parks and rec took a weird turn, did I miss something?

"does girl refer to the female character or the eldritch horror" yes!

The more I think about it the more my brain gets squiggles, it hurts