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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

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what about non binary people

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fuck i don’t know

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oysters

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Glad I’m genderfluid

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We can eat anything we want!

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you have to eat oysters

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would give anything to be invited to this

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Oh fuck off

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Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

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May I present a strong contender as well:

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JESUS CHRIST. Killer opening.

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man made horrors beyond our comprehension

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We finally have computers dumb enough to pass the Turing test

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Making fake posts is so fun it’s like I’m playing with dolls

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I agree with this

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well i don't

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sorry

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Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

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There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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