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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
ITS 2025 IN AUSTRALIA, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
To celebrate 2025 (merry sogmas) I have been collecting my favorite Soggy Elmos so far, so here they are in one place
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

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so twitter shot me point-blank today
Iâve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the Chinaâs mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.
For reference, hereâs what my local mountains look like:
Hereâs the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:
And hereâs how some of them actually look:
What the FUCK
Iâm specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.
thank youÂ
Unfortunately, a lot of people's idea of feminism does not hinge on women are autonomous beings who deserve equal rights and opportunities, but instead on women are beautiful and precious objects that should be treated well which is not actually the same thing. At all.
Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*

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batman: whatâs the situation?
commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage
batman: what are their demands?
commissioner gordon: they havenât issued any. they, uh.
batman:
[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]
harley: âyou gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and heâs too enmeshed to see it.
caller: no, youâre right. youâre right. I gotta do it.
harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, Iâm writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after weâre done. okay! our next caller â
[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]
batman: what station is this?
commisioner gordon: WGTM.
batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?
commissioner gordon:
batman:
commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didnât need to call you for this.
I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
âalright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.â
reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.
Ivyâs segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.
oh, VERY good
A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.
"My cat keeps attacking my feet."
"How often do you play with him?"
"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."
"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."
great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast thatâs just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows
You know, I actually think this would make for a really good Killer Croc redemption storyline
Cause the guy's whole deal is him lashing out at society for rejecting him because he has a skin condition (ignoring the cannibalism in certain adaptations), which means radio would be perfect for him. People can't see him, they can only hear him, and I imagine he has a sort of warm scratchy voice that sounds like he chainsmokes and it feels warm like an old wool blanket
Maybe he tells stories, maybe he does interviews, maybe he takes calls, whatever. But he becomes a fixture of late night Gotham, beloved by late shift workers and night owls, and Waylon Jones becomes a household name amongst a decent chunk of Gotham. That way, when he's eventually outed, people stop reacting like "AAH A CROCODILE MAN" and start being like "hey, it's our Waylon!"
I just like the idea of Croc being accepted and even loved by the people of Gotham
Plot twist:
The show is sponsored by Wayne Enterprises.
If you ask Bruce in his billionaire-playboy-philanthropist-idiot persona, heâll tell you talk radio is the fastest-growing communications segment in the country and youâll be left wondering how the fuck this man runs a successful business.
If you are one of the select few who knows him in his âalso I am Batmanâ capacity, heâll tell you overall crime has gone down since the villain-run station has hit the air, and also if Harley Quinn can talk someone out of the early stages of an abusive relationship before heâor worse, the Gotham City Morgueâhas to get involved, so much the better.
(Also, Ivy sent him a very nice orchid with very clear, vaguely-threatening care instructions, as a thank-you for the funding. Alfred follows them to the letter, of course.)
Shelving this right next to the one where the Riddler gets a YouTube account and/or escape room business.
It is perfect đđ and Bruce would 100% sponsor it because then he would be able to ensure they stay good and don't use the station for brainwashing without involvement from the police of the Bats.
Just imagining Hatter or someone starts trying to use their portion to mindwash themselves an army and all the other rouges barge in on their segment and pummel them mid-talk. Cause-
"You are not ruining this for us Jeffrey!"
While Penguin or someone has taken over the segment and is providing live singing. And all listening just hear between the lovely singing; yelling, screams from their previous presenter and intermittent punching sounds before the song ends and all the noises seem to have stopped not that the station has muted but because they are all holding their breath.
The most tired sigh is let out before "Hand him over."
Shuffling and pained groans are heard.
Before a muffled "Good singing."
'click'
*cue ad break
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A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?
He is going to get himself killed. Badly.
He is going to (try to) kill himself
The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born
FURRY (derogatory)
FURRY (normal)
Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.
It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse
At least he'll have fun at Comic Con
If anything this is a slight improvement.
He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.
She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.
FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

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How the team finds out Robertâs half Korean
Theyâre arguing in a bar, obviouslyâwell, Sonar and Prism are, to be specific.Â
âI donât believe you,â Prism insists. âAnyone who says they donât have an internal monologue is lying. Thatâs like, attention-seeking behavior.âÂ
âWhy are you so pressed about this?â Malevola asks from her position leaned up against the bar.
âBecause itâs not possible, and anyone who says it is possible is a lying-ass bitch!âÂ
âYou should be less worried about if I can think in monologue," Sonar snaps, shutting his eyes preemptively, âand more worried about how you canât even think outside your own point of view!âÂ
âYou did not just say that to me! Open your eyes right now, bat-bitch!âÂ
âSo you can use your powers to put little black spots in them again? Yeah, no, learned that lesson!âÂ
âYeah,â Visi chimes in, always happy to stir the pot. âSonar only likes little white spots.â
Sonar groans, ears flicking with annoyance. âDonât do the race thing again! Iâm literally a hybrid!âÂ
âYeah, but the human parts of you are suspiciously saltine.â
âListen, if anything I think I should get extra minority cred,â Sonar says in that tone he gets when heâs trying to sell something. âNothing more diverse than half bat.â
âNot how it fucking works, idiot,â Flambae chimes in, stirring his mixed drink with the little umbrella that came in it.Â
âIâm just saying,â Sonar defends, eyes still firmly closed, âI can relate to the whole âdiscrimination based on appearancesâ thing.âÂ
âYeah, but I feel like the whiteâs just⌠overpowering,â Visi insists. âYouâre literally a cocaine-addicted crypto bro who went to Harvard. Nothing whiter than that.â
âRobert, youâre the whitest bitch in here,â Prism says, raising her voice to get his attention. âGet over here and settle this!âÂ
âTechnically, Iâm mixed, but okay,â he says nonchalantly, obligingly making his way over.Â
âDonât fucking lie, Roberto, itâs not cute.âÂ
âYeah, Iâm pretty sure thatâs like, stolen valor,â Malevola says.Â
âJust because Chase babysat you as a kid doesnât mean youâre half black, Rob,â Visi says, shaking her head in fake pity. âI know you wish you were, but it doesnât rub off.â
Robert scoffs, and then says very matter-of-factly, âMy mother was Korean.â
The flow of conversation grinds to a halt. Malevola stands up straight. Flambae drops his little umbrella. Sonar opens his eyes and stares at Robert, and Prismâs too shocked to even get him with her powers.Â
âBitch, why didnât you say anything?â Prism demands. âIâve been calling you White Bread for nothing! Fuck, now I gotta come up with something else! Kimchi? That sounds kinda fucked up, though, I donât know if I can call you that in good conscience.âÂ
âNo need to change it up on my account,â Robert says dryly. âWhite Bread is actually a pretty accurate descriptor of my personality.â
âUh, not really,â Malevola dubiously counters. âIâve never seen a slice of Wonderbread bite off someoneâs thumb.âÂ
âTo be fair, Iâve never seen a Korean person do that either,â Punch Up says, rubbing his chin consideringly. âMight just be a Robert thing.â
âIâve witnessed a Slovakian person do that,â CoupĂŠ volunteers, âbut it was under vastly different circumstances.âÂ
âWait wait wait,â Visi says, waving her hands. âSo why the fuck do you look like that?âÂ
âWait, yeah,â Malevola chimes in. âWhereâs your seasoning, dude?âÂ
Robert huffs. âMy dadâs genes were stronger. Three generations of Roberts, and we all looked tragically alike.âÂ
Prism clicks her tongue. âSee, this is why I canât have kids. Imagine going through childbirth just for your baby to look like the fuck-ass daddy.âÂ
âYou could still have them,â CoupĂŠ points out. âYou just have to ensure that the fatherâs genes are weaker than yours.âÂ
âTrue,â Prism hums thoughtfully, then snaps her fingers at Waterboy, whoâs been quietly watching while he sips his Dirty Shirley. âHey, you look like youâd have weak genes. Whatâs your daddy look like?âÂ
Waterboy turns as red as his drink and sputters out, âNotânot like me, that muchâI mean, Iâm aâa pretty evenâequal mix. Of my parenâmom and dad.âÂ
âYou got more girls or boys in your family?â she asks. âCause I got a bunch of boys in mine, and I want a girl.â
âThis feels like a private conversation,â Robert interrupts dryly, and Prism rolls her eyes at him before giving Waterboy a look.Â
âWeâll talk later,â she tells him, and he promptly puts his drink down to cover his beet red face (and his shy smile).Â
âPrismâs family planning aside,â Visi says, âhow do we know youâre telling the truth?âÂ
âYeah, show us a fucking picture!â Flambae crows. âI wanna see the woman who raised this disaster.âÂ
Robertâs face closes off.Â
âCanât,â he says blandly. âSheâs been gone since I was a kid.âÂ
Thereâs an awkward silence.Â
âGone as in divorced?â Malevola asks hesitantly. âOr gone as inâŚ?âÂ
âI donât know,â Robert says honestly. âAll I know is that by the time I started making memories, she wasnât there. And any pictures I had have been lost by now, so⌠youâll just have to trust me, I guess.âÂ
Thereâs another silence, longer this time. Sonar and Malevola look at each other. Visi shoves her hands in her pockets and looks at the ceiling. Flambae looks at his umbrella-less drink.Â
âYou know what, I always did feel like there was a little something extra in you,â Prism says suddenly.Â
âYeah,â Visi adds, relaxing a little. âNow that you said something, I can kinda see it in the eyes.âÂ
âYou may be a bitch,â Flambae says. âBut at least youâre not a white bitch. Completely.âÂ
A small smile pulls at Robertâs lips. âGlad to hear it.âÂ
âRobert!â Phenomamanâs voice booms behind them, accompanied by sudden screams and the clamoring of people rushing to get out of the area. âRemember how you said that getting a pet may help with my endless battle against the depression?âÂ
âGet that thing OUT OF MY FUCKING BAR!âÂ