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Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

it's just me, my leg hair, and this plastic fork against the world #myzengarden

I don't remember this one but I agree with him