Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

Andrew Minyard heard the phrase “madly in love” and thought, “Yeah, I’m mad that I’m in love with him. Look at him. He’s not house-trained and the mafia is after him.”

addendum: if the cheeto dies this year I'll give yall an andrew pov story in celebration

sis says this'll get crossposted to twitter and we'll get doxxed by all the fuckin' bots running wild over there (thanks, mosquito) so Imma just trust yall to keep it in-house and Stop posting tumblr things to twitter