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Gansey and Blue

God is punishing me for *gestures at long list of sins I’ve committed and will continue to commit* and that punishment is blonde men tricking me into falling in love with them. I have never found myself attracted to blonde men until I read All for the Game and immediately fell in love with Andrew Minyard. The confusion of ‘do I want to be Andrew Minyard’ or ‘do I want to date Andrew Minyard’ still plagues me to this day. Next came along Jeremy Knox and I was as down bad as Jean. Then I read The Raven Cycle series and my heart ached for Adam Parrish. And now, last night I went to see The Devil Wears Prada 2 and the trailer for the new Hunger Games movie played and young Hamish and his blonde curls had me panting in the movie theater seat. smh… I’ve fallen so far pls pray for me [Also Shayne Topp from Smosh and Conor Mason from the band Nothing But Thieves (who I think looks similar to how I picture Andrew Minyard to look - yall should watch this video btw- it’s giving singer!Andrew: https://youtu.be/8irM5QFkr6Q?si=JQLXUI6U27UJYL6a )]

Do I keep laying in bed reading Pynch and or Andreil smut and skip breakfast?