Soup Bowl

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the shopping trip is carl's dead wife montage btw

Peter making appliances jokes at Electro only to remember he himself did leave his oven on in his apartment and so he’s just quiet for the rest of the fight, unintentionally freaking Electro out

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

I love how the casting notice for Hermes in Hadestown effectively reads "Any age, any gender, any race, ability to serve cunt essential"