Fear the Deer

costco weed had me traveling to kirk land

what the fuck

op didn't tell us to watch the cone, rookie mistake

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

hey sorry I caught your boyfriend. in a master ball yea. yeah its a nice ball isnt it? anyway I'll trade him back to your for a munchlax if you want

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

GOD FUCKING BLESS

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.