only half right

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

this post genuinely helps me when i'm sick because it reminds me to slime it up

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once