Bio?

Men just punch walls and destroy personal items for free

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

as an empath i begin crying uncontrollably before the onion is even cut

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

i m glad i can mute during class bc the entire time i was taking notes i was snickering and saying “Smell that?” out loud to myself

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”