Sir Koal

Paladin stabbing you and then prodding around in the wound with their gauntlets still on. They're healing you the whole time so it doesn't hurt that much, but it still feels damn weird

My liege I'll be honest I really think I'm more of a house knight. A pet knight. How about we don't listen to the evil advisor. And don't send me to war. I think it's a great idea to not do that, sire, I can be good,

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?

Knight who is stopping to smell the roses. Knight who’s actually feeling pretty ok rn. Knight who just learned why the highway of life has such a low speed limit. Knight who’s wandering, but because the world is beautiful and he wants to see it all

Remember. Troubled knights are hot as fuck, but mentally stable and healthy knights make the kingdom prosperous, take a moment to take care of yourself today

knight who keeps going back to battle before his injuries are healed because even though this is slowly killing him if he stops for even one second he will have to confront the fact that he’s no one outside of his duty

Ya’ll ever get Overwhelmed At The Function and wish you were in full armour just standing guard against a wall instead of Interacting With Others? (I am hiding in a bedroom now hehe)

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you