yikeseroni

happy new year lesbians

2018 is going to be the year of self love and reading lesbian literature.

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[distantly] THAT DOG

Fear is not consent

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

friend: how are you!! me: I’ve wanted to jump off a roof for three days in a row & my self control is wearing thin

Edgy

thanks i have depression

if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport