Stardust

i could have the lyrics on my screen in real time, but i’m not going to because i think part of the fall out boy experience is hearing some lyrics completely wrong on first listen

Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out

I am digging up a chunk of dirt and grass and plopping it into the pool while maintaining eye contact with you

animals that are poisonous but not venomous are so funny they’re like “you can eat me and I can’t stop you. just know we’re both going to die”

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

santa’s creed

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

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*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

that’s actually a cat thing though, I don’t know the actual scientific facts behind it but cats can ‘sense’ if you will when someone is sick or not themselves and they will press themselves tightly against whoever or whatever is hurting and purr and something about the frequency of the vibrations of them purring acts almost like healing or pain relief and comfort, so essentially, cats will try to purr you better  

tru i remember when i had 1 of my first panic attacks i was at my friends house (she has 3kitties) and my heart was pounding & her oldest cat who never gave me any attention b4 came and sat on my lap and purred until i chilled tf out..so i am a firm believer in Cat Therapy 👌

When I was little and got upset or panicked, my cat would curl up on my chest and purr and stick his head under my chin. I think that’s the main reason I love cats so much. He was the only thing at the time that could comfort me. RIP, Thomas. 😸

My cat Sammy is a selfish prick most of the time but when my back is hurting, he’ll curl up next to me and purr his heart out. I love that asshole. 

Whenever I’m depressed or having a panic attack, my two cats and my dog will all come into my room and cuddle me until I feel better. They all hate each other, but this is one thing they can agree on <3

I sit outside to try and clear my head when overwhelmed , my two cats hate one another (they’re both preg.) and they both come up to me and sit on opposite sides and start purring like hell. #CatTherapy

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i don’t know what i expected

I like it

I was in preschool and we were going on a field trip to Walmart. And for some reason, it was like our bodies were normal but the heads were all cartoon bobbleheads? And then we entered a back room there and suddenly the dream was in video game format, like it looked like a video game screen and there were zombies everywhere and we still had bobbleheads but also guns for some reason, so it was a bunch of bobblehead preschoolers shooting at zombies? It was wild man.

Sounds like a phat mood