Shut Up, Wesley

ok…. hear me out…. goth bf

I did a sit-up today so don’t be surprised if u catch me looking skinny tomorrow

your “god” cannot save you now

that is my god

ok the shittiest part about christmastime is the fact people keep skipping over the forth verse of “we three kings” like… we get it. y’all are white protestants who can’t even think about mortality for one single second. 

also people who skip the third verse of “o holy night” are reactionary cowards

hey so I’m not giving JKR any credit whatsoever for accidentally writing a nonbinary icon (bc if she’d meant to do it she’d never have shut up about it) but Tonks refuses to use even shortened forms of her heavily feminine given name with anyone except close family members and has The Classic Genderweird Dream Power of at-will minor shapeshifting and uses it to look punkishly androgynous with Cool Hair thank you for coming to my TED talk

a wonderful and daily reminder he/him lesbians are possibly one of the greatest people on earth thanks for coming to my ted talk everybody

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