Scared? Who's scared? Geronimo

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

i reblogged this to my main too but y'all need to see this

unmute this. it’s pure joy.

Cats in a nut shell.

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

in another thread, this user writes: my name is Dog, and wen its tea, i hope they giv sum foode to me - i hope they shair befor its gon - they never do. i dont get non. :( and then replies to their own comment: my name is Cow, and this is tru - my caynine frend, its up to yu. so just be brayve and smart insted - and be like me. i lik the bred.

First of all how dare you

oh my god

I may be mixing up comics and cartoon canon but I’m 90% sure Damage Control was run by Nick Fury’s brother, too.

I would read the hell out of this.

This. This is what I thought Agents of SHIELD would be about. Motherfucking badass bureaucrats.

!!!

learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.