Life is what now?

eridian oc based off my favourite periodic element, bismuth : 3

there is a long tense silence before sirius narrows his eyes. “you listen to them?”

remus scoffs. “obviously.”

“yeah?”

“yeah.”

another pause. then, with all the gravity of a man defending his doctoral thesis: “okay. name five songs. and you can’t use the most popular one.”

remus looks personally offended. “that’s your test?”

“if you’re wearing the shirt, i need to know you’re not a poser.”

“you shop at thrift stores wearing leather pants.”

“answer the question.”

so remus does. immediately. all five songs. release years included. sirius is visibly startled.

“okay, fine,” he says. “name the original bassist.”

“before or after the lineup change in ’78?”

sirius’s eye twitches. they spend the next twenty minutes escalating. favorite deep cuts. best live performances. which album was unfairly overlooked. neither of them actually believes half the things they’re saying anymore. they’re just trying to win.

eventually the cashier walks over and goes, “is anyone actually planning on buying the shirt?”

without breaking eye contact, sirius says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”

remus says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

I’m a biromantic and sex-repulsed asexual queer girl. I use she/her mostly but she/they is also perfectly fine as well !!

I’m biromantic and greysexual or demisexual (still figuring this out). I’m a cis female and use she/her pronouns but don’t mind she/they or they/them pronouns either :)

(back from the dead lmao)

I'm bisexual (well technically pansexual but I like the label bisexual better, idk it makes sense in my mind) and somewhere one the ace spectrum

I'm transgender, ftm, usually he/him but sometimes I feel they/them ig

I'm Pansexual cuz I deadass do not give 3 shots about my partners gender. If he a good person ur a good person yk. But I won't get offended if people call me Bi

And I'm cisgender so she/her

Also I'm a cis girl, but for pronouns in my language we refer to our elders as they as it's more respectful and it happens to be genderneutral, so ig I'm okay with she/they yay