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im insane about these two.

i HATE when people ask me my favourite book series and i have to explain its a fucking sports mafia trilogy

i like the idea that from the outsider perspective, Neil seems to be the clingy one. Arms always wrapped around Andrew, sharing a cigarette, hand in Andrew’s pocket, head on his shoulder, kissing his cheek or the top of his head. you name it, Neil is doing it in public. meanwhile Andrew isn’t even acknowledging it and (seemingly) winning the idgaf war. but reality is, Neil is only doing that because Andrew allows it, because Andrew Wants Him To.

no, but listen, it's hilarious. kissed him, died in his arms, and then returned without remembering anything, leaving montresor to deal with all this shit alone. the peak of comedy. william, where is your shame. thank you. this is exactly what montresor deserves. sexual orientation crisis and unexplained psychological horror.

rip neil josten and aaron minyard you would've fucking loved saying "skill issue" to everything

i fear no other book couple will ever top what andrew and neil have. they literally redefined love