how strange it is to be anything at all

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Being an Atheist on this website is like being a woman who doesn't wear makeup I stg. People will not stop negotiating with you. You say "I don't believe in God" and they say yeah! You can totally interpret religious texts to be progressive and support women, #girlpower! And you say no I'm not reinterpreting religious texts. I said I don't believe in God. And someone says fuck yeah!! You don't have to follow mainstream organized religion!! You can totally be pagan or Wiccan or just create your own system of spiritual belief! And you say no that's not what I said either. I said I don't believe in God. And people will say yeah!! Not all atheists are those mean superior cunts who actually don't believe in God for real, you can totally be an atheist who is wise enough to know we don't know everything and questions the existance of God while still of course agreeing that there COULD be a God! And you say no I don't think there maybe is a God or maybe isn't a God. I don't believe in God. And then people go 😨 and call you a bigot.

passed guy on the sidewalk who looked at me & said “you’re the boss. you’re hired. you’re the president of the united states.”

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????