how strange it is to be anything at all

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

Genuinely I just don't think people younger than 35 know how good they have it. I distinctly remember the year in my childhood that it became illegal to smoke in restaurants, I remember what it was like when people used to smoke indoors everywhere, you all think it's cool because it's this illicit fun thing people are doing drunk outside bars now, you don't remember what it was like when fucking everything reeked all the time and you couldn't get away from it and how life changing it was when you could suddenly go out to eat and everything didn't taste like ash and all your clothes and hair didn't stink for days when you got home.

i cannot believe they hired me as a barista at a ski resort where like. rich people ski. i barely know how to make coffee. i start tomorrow. i am googling how to be a barista.

i would love for once in my life to not have a metaphorical telltale heart. for once i would like to not hear the beating under the floorboards.

ok i sent the emails i need to calm down

[ID: Two stick figures, titled "two genders". One stick figure, with no unique features, is labelled "default". The other, appearing to wear a dress and having a ponytail, is labelled "girl :)". Below is text reading "We see no reason to criticise this :)" /end ID]

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

tonights gonna feel like a pre-raphaelite idealized reimagining of the medieval world

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame