how strange it is to be anything at all

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

just one time i’d love to hear someone say “my trauma made me a dour unfunny serious bitch” like please

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old