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No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

In salt & vinegar flavour.

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

spose we're all feeping stupid today

coffee ft. rain

you're on the reblog website. reblog things.