DREAMING DEAD outta my way gayboy

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

the other species are yorkshire terriers

He looks like someone sat on him

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

#myfuit